KD’s Fashion Police: BET Awards 2015

Hey guys, its John Oceans again. Since my last post, I have met a guy, fallen in love, cheated on him and gotten dumped. So, I’m back on the market again. Any takers? *side eyeing PP*

Anyway, it was the BET awards last Sunday, and I was kinda, sorta disappointed with the Red Carpet. There was no Wow factor, nothing very breathtaking – like perhaps, a Kardashian getting a PhD. So, here’s my judgment of the Red Carpet. Check on it, and either send out arrest warrants for the offenders you agree with me or bail money for those you don’t.

THE GOOD

Zendaya Coleman

One word – Flawless, Amazing! Oh shoot, that’s two. Zendaya was all shades of fabulous in this dress. Yes, it’s a bit too short, but the former Patchouli-Oil-And-Weed starlet pulled it off!

Rihanna

This girl is a star after my fashion heart – a style savant. What is amazing about Riri is that clothes that other women would look trashy in leave her looking classy. She can show up naked at an event and still look classy – Oh that’s right, she already did that. She is a star!

KD’s Fashion Police Officially Debuts With The AMVCAs

Hello my name is John Oceans (very distant relative of Joan Rivers), and today I will be playing judge and jury and serve you my hits and misses from the AMVCA red carpet. This is my first time writing, enjoy and feel free to disagree.

HITS

Genevieve Nnaji: If anyone doubted who the queen of Nollywood is, this picture laid rest such dissension. This lady is a star and is proof that even if you are not born with class, you can acquire it.

Kate Henshaw: This is a woman in her 40s giving the 20-year-olds a run for their money. She knocked it out of the park.

Our Celebs Dressed For The AMVCAs, And The Fashion Police Were Watching

The 2015 Africa Magic Viewers’ Choice Awards took place on Saturday night, and seeing as it is one of the biggest Award shows/night to come out of Africa, people talked about it – about our celebrities and what they were wearing.

And this year’s red carpet showed a wild evolution of styles.

Take Alex Ekubo for example, who stepped on the red carpet in a blazer that had heads turning, and had some others seeing red, blue, white and gold all at the same time. Talk about making yourself a rival of the rainbow.

Well, a friend, self appointed officer of the Fashion Police, saw the crime Alex committed, and below is his fine. Lol.