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Televangelist Warns That Guys Who Masturbate Will Be Met With Their Impregnated Hands In The Afterlife
Someone is giving Pat Robertson a run for his money.
MĂźcahid Cihad Han (pictured above) is a popular Muslim televangelist from Turkey. He recently warned followers that men who masturbate will be greeted by their âpregnant hand in the afterlife.â
The statement came at a Q&A session during Sundayâs taping, when one of Hanâs viewers asked the preacher about masturbation.
The man claimed he was addicted to pleasuring himself, saying he âkept masturbating, although he was married, and even during the Umrah,â the holy pilgrimage to Mecca performed by Muslims. Continue reading
Empirical Evidence that Straight Men Are Joining Us Gay Men to Hell
MASTURBATION
Itâs always been a fascination
Iâve never lacked for motivation
Always finding the inspiration
A wonderful form of relaxation
Much more fun than meditation
Starting with some stimulation
You get that feeling of elation
As it begins its elongation
Followed by the levitation
Then waiting in anticipation
Of enjoying that final sensation
As I race toward my destination
My breaths rush in serious vexation
Body doused with perspiration
My whole being quaking with the ejaculation
And with that last suspiration
Comes the reaching of pacification.
Written by Pink Panther
JAMESâ JOURNAL (Entry 14)
The first paper was good. Not really a surprise. I did study for the tests on each lecturerâs subject. I’m glad. However I have to face gross anatomy now, and not just your ordinary gross anatomy… This one is comparative gross anatomy, where I distinguish between the liver of a horse and that of a pig. I need to know the colour and number of lobules and other stuff I’d rather not bore you with. I keep staring at my notes and I feel so hopeless about it, hopeless enough to take a nap. Lol. I won’t take a nap because that would be foolishness. It’s my fault I’m not really prepared for the exam so I just have to suck it up and do whatever it is I can do, and pray to the high heavens that some weird miracle will happen. This is the point where I say I will never be unserious again, but erâŚwe all know that’s never gon happen. Let me go and cram some notes.
During a study break on Tuesday, I remembered the horror with which most of y’all took my frequent tugging of my meat. So I decided to check out if there was something I should be worried about. Quite frankly, I couldn’t come up with anything. The problem lies when it interferes with your work and your performance in bed, and with a recent encounter, my performance in bed was quite good… and I had wanked the day before. Continue reading