Archbishops perform exorcism on all of Mexico over same-sex marriage

safe_imageCatholic Archbishops have attempted to exorcise the entire nation of Mexico – to attempt to rid the country of the “Satanic infestation” of same-sex marriage.

Same-sex marriages are slowly becoming legal across Mexico after a string of patchwork legislative moves and court rulings.

However, the increasing equality for gay couples has upset church leaders in the deeply religious country – so much so that they have attempted to exorcise the entirety of Mexico.

The Archbishop of San Luis Potosi, Carlos Cabrero, and Cardinal Juan Sandoval Iñiguez came together to perform the “Magno Exorcismo” (great exorcism) last month, following the expansion of marriage rights.

Famous exorcist Father José Antonio Fortea, who helped perform the exorcism, told right-wing blog Breitbart the move was necessary because “undoubtedly the abortion, Satanism, corruption, the cult of ‘holy’ death and the legalization of sexual aberrations have caused great satanic infestation throughout Mexico.”

He added: “The exorcism performed in San Luís Potosí is the first ever carried out in Mexico in which the exorcists came from different parts of the country and gathered together to exorcise the powers of darkness, not from a person, but from the whole country.”

However, if the move was meant to stop same-sex marriage, it wasn’t too effective.

The country’s Supreme Court has just ruled that banning couples from marrying is unconstitutional, paving the way for same-sex marriage decision, which has now been made on a country-wide level.


32 thoughts on “Archbishops perform exorcism on all of Mexico over same-sex marriage

  1. This kinda of people don’t represent all Christians. Just as how Muslims disassociate themselves from ISIS and all Islamic terrorist.

    Christianity is a personal journey btwn man and God to heaven. Get that into your heads.

    We complain about how the general publics generalization of us. you know, homos and Pedophiles all being the same and how they condemn what they don’t understand, yet here we are doing the same damn thing. If you do not understand Christianity why not just stick your opinions up your arses.

    • “We complain about how the (general publics generalization) of us.”??????

      Somebody HELP!!!!!

      Quick advice, if at all u want to criticize someone’s comment please make sure you double check what you’ve written before hitting the send button. Gbagauns are not allowed especially on Sundays.

      This gbagaun can cause diarrhea if not i would have advised you to stick them to your arse too.

      • Good heavens you can’t.. Me and you know what would happen if you did. Lol I know you KNOW you wouldn’t even dare.

      • Weaklings are always the first to want to slap somebody. could it be their own way of attempting suicide?

      • Gad, always prescribing suicide for Max. Always speaking of Max and suicide in the same sentence. Tell me, gad, do you have wet dreams, where your orgasm comes just as you see Max hopping off a chair and dangling from a rope?

      • Pinky you should probably ask.. Max, DM, Dim-brains and their fellow obsessive cohorts ( a host of others I would not acknowledge their existence) the same question. Do they have organism when they see me on KD? Because how else will you explain their continuos obsession towards me and everything that concerns me even when they are constantly ignored.

      • “…Weaklings are always the first to want to slap somebody…” Does that make u wimp? If I recollect, u seem to av prided urself in the ability to beat/fight nd not exchange words??? Something ur father taught u???…smh Oh well, Happy Fathers’ Day *snort*

      • @Mr Mushin, and what would happen if I slap you? You’d lock me up and throw me into a police cell, so you’d beg me to fuck you at night in front of other cell mates??
        No thanks.
        I’d slap you with a long fry pan(the type you use to cook for your lowlife husbands) cos I wouldn’t wanna get my hands filthy and after that I’ll crush you with with my car..

    • Dont mind them Tef. The truth is that the more christianity is attacked the stronger it waxes. Someone predicted on this blog that christianity will go extinct in the next five years.We are getting to the second year and its still waxing stronger.can a man contend with God? mbanu.

  2. I still wonder HOW the lgbt community affects the society, its not as if they(anti lgbt) will lose their souls, lose their eyes or die premature, so what the heck…countries who recognise the lgbt community are still not homophobic free…There is God o…

  3. ‘The country’s Supreme Court has just ruled
    that banning couples from marrying is unconstitutional, paving the way for same-sex
    marriage decision, which has now been made
    on a country-wide level.’
    This info is not totally right.Many states in Mexico still ban same-sex marriage or refuse to recognize it,what the SC decision does is give it equality at the federal level.Those that want to marry in hostile states have to go get a federal judge’s ruling before they can marry.Still some stress,but way better than what was.

  4. Pinky,you need to try more clowning skills because this one failed to amuse me. Secondly,you ought to be smart enough to know that I will be the last person to fall for your deception.I have never prescribed suicide for Max and i will never do. I know he is vile,wicked,disrespectful etc but i cant wish him harm nor be happy if he gets into harms way.stop deceiving that boy. if he has personality problems as a good friend you can steer him towards self-acceptance and away from bitterness and harm rather than incite him towards more depression

  5. *Takes a seat and tries hard to surpress an organism with a cup of dilute Lipton while watching Gad, Max, Tef and the entire Kitodom go at each other. *

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