“Oh Micro! Why art thou so revealing?” I ask myself in the class every time we learn something new. One thing I kept thinking to myself during class is, all the people who breed the booty like groceries better watch out. E. coli, a bacterium that is normally found in the digestive tract and is very helpful for us, is classified as an opportunistic pathogen if it enters the urinary tract, bloodstream or an open wound. Opportunistic pathogen means that it would lie in wait or be dormant until your immune system is weak. You see where I’m going with this? If a Top has a cut on his lip or tongue, and eats a relatively unclean booty like a starved lion eating its fresh prey, then E. coli from the area of the anus could be transferred into the bloodstream and lie in wait for when the Top’s body’s defenses are weakened. Chei. So also, if the Top fucks raw, the E. coli could move through the D and into the urinary tract, and possibly cause an infection later (don’t quote me on this o, lol. I’m merely speculating. I am no expert). My dearest brothers and sisters, be careful biko. I also learnt that we could unknowingly and innocently transfer some dormant asymptomatic viruses all the time. For example, cold sores (blisters on the lip). If you’ve had a cold sore before, then you know how fucking painful that shit is. You smile, laugh or even talk, and it’s ripping and sending annoying, painful sensations around the area of your mouth. So, if you kiss someone, you could transfer the strain to the person, whether you had the sore or not at the time of the kiss. It would then remain dormant in that person till there is a stress on his immune system or something. HELLO? Paranoia, anyone? But this is a safe one (referring to the cold sore strain). No need to worry too much about it. Unless you have herpes, then it might unfortunately serve as a stigma for you.
Anyway, enough with the biology lessons. I have this gorgeous roommate. Let’s call him Man-Boy, lol. This guy exudes so much sex appeal, and has a kind of a cute baby face. I met him on the first day we moved in, and yo, I have been a creep since. I even had a dream about him on Wednesday night, and boy, did we do some thangs. Lol. We’ve had limited interaction, mostly because I’m shy, and I don’t know how to approach him without grinning like an idiot, and also because I don’t have an extra chair in my room. Yes, you guessed it; my seduction skills were working before he came to ask for a “spare chair.” Imma keep trying tho. I REALLY WANT HIM. 😀 In a nutshell, if he asked or demanded to fuck me on the spot, I would ask him, “What have you been waiting for? And how long are you willing to fuck for?” Just imagine a mixture of all your favorite and most handsome guys together – Yes! Pretty intensely hot, right? #Sigh.
I will now be using this medium to further an agenda. I love the Wachowski brothers. They wrote and directed The Matrix trilogy, Cloud Atlas, and Jupiter Ascending, to name a few, and I watch anything they do. Which is why when I heard about Sense8 (a TV show about eight people who can access each other’s knowledge, skills, languages etc.), I knew I had to watch it. I could care less about negative reactions to the above movies or the Wachowskis, so save it please. Trust me, this show is worth it. If you love sci-fi, mystery or mind-blowing philosophies, then you will love it. If you have Netflix, then go and binge-watch it, and spread the word. If you don’t have it, then go check Tubeplus.se. It would definitely be there. Also, you all should watch ‘The Whispers’, it’s a new TV show too, and it’s extremely cool. Okay, enough spouting. I didn’t have much to talk about today. Bear with me.
To the person that complained about my use of different languages: Daalụ maka bu site n’ịgbasa ịhụnanya. Muah
Paṛhanē kē li’ē bahuta -bahuta dhan’yavāda
Till next session!
Written by Carl