It seems Dennis Macaulay isn’t the only KDian with the penchant for ass-crack photography. Lol. KingBey took these a couple of days ago and sent them in for the delight of KDians. Some of these ‘thugs’ and the ass-cracks they flaunt so effortlessly simply make the world a dangerous place and erections liable to rise up in protest.
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Hmmm there is god ooo
Hain! This early fueless morning kwa?
My guilty pleasures 😀
Hahahahahahaha. I saw the first picture and i was like ‘Hmmmmm’, then i saw the second one and what came to my mind was ‘Ewoooooo’.
Kingbey, God is watching you o. Taking snapshots of a dark, innocent, unforseeing, almost naked, firmed butted,buttcrack showing, bus washer. That is HOEsome if i may say so myself.
OMG! Love this much.*zooms it further*
*reciting my rosary* ….and lead us not into temptation….
Give into your pleasures honey
Honey, not with a bus washer abi na car wash dude, abeg. What does that make me, other than slut of the century?
And that is supposed to mean what Masked Man. You’d rather be a high class slut than Ashawo kobo kobo? You ask me, they are in the same trade.
Brian, biko I beg to differ. I’d rather be fucking in high places than in the slums. Ashawo sef dey get level.
Agro na bastard. *humming The Touch of my hand* 😂😂😂
And what is this noise all about?
This?!
**Files nails vigorously** Kinda flat.
Smh! Moving on…………………
Seen better.
Eewwwwwww!!!!!, grosss!!!!! See how black it is nothing about this is even remotely exciting…….gosh I could retch!!!!
So its the dark skin that’s causing all this your revulsion, eh Mercury? 🙂
Thanx @Mercury… All these dirty conductor asses.. The thirst is really unbecoming..
**Pukes more **
Whoa….wow…
Remove the head and maybe,just maybe… I might let him disvirgin me…
Nice skin tone and a better looking butt….me likey!
Lol. Sinnex, holding onto his virgin banner since 1978
Ngwanu Brother Mary, listen and listen very well. This your Virgin story is getting so old that even Adam and Eve will be bored.
I know that we are in the last days and we vaargeens *cough cough cough* have to keep our “Virgintity”, but this your everyday advert about your hymen being intact is beginning to look suspicious.
Be very very kiafuu ooo!!! Because if Jesus comes and sees you behaving like this he will drop you like you are Ashanti’s failed music career.
Bless your soul my sister in the business.
And that is the second time someone said Ashanti’s career failed.
Sinnex, I can do that job, gladly.
LOL.
And you wont feel pain.
This is a classic example of a double entendre. I see three meanings sef
*coughs*
Hello Max. Do you have cough? Need some white syrup? Pls leave me to hustle for Sinnex’s innocence. So Sinnex, how far jare!
iSMH
It’s pretty basic. Dark chocolate but not much to see.
How do people get turned on by pictures like this?…lol
Or is it just for the fun of it?
@Tobby some of us don’t need very explicit pics to get excited 😉
Ehen no be only me oooo that goes to car wash to ogle at half naked men. We plenty!
Kingbey Nwoke oma hafa
Always happy to welcome new members to your Mechanic/CarwashAssGazingGroup ..
Dennis nwokeoma, adim okay ! lol
Gini bu ifea?? Tufia..
**Pukes all over the floor**
@Max I’m just curious oh. No chop me. Which one be your taste?
Oh honey you’ll see it soon.. 🙂
Caramel skin, pretty eyes, well baked cakes (not burnt ones)
Francis why u dey fear? That question is totally to die for.
Bleached skin you mean? And by burnt cakes you mean guys who are naturally dark skin ei? Are we now advocating skin bleaching?
@Dennis, its not bleached biko.. I said Caramel, not bleached.
You have a personal beef with people who are lighter than you.
Find a seat at the nearest car wash (as you seem to like those) and stare at your Akpan cakes all day..
Leave us caramel skin lovers alone.
@Brian: Nna I no wan enter one chance with Max depending on which side of the bed him wake up today. lol
@Max: someone has a preference for light skinned bros. lol. Pipu like us no send as long as the person set die. Black, white, purple, green e no matter.
Well.. He fits the rough neck ‘Low-Life’ category.
A little younger and cuter (I zoomed at his face), less Muscles. Viola! And we are good to go.
A few peeps puking at this pix.. **chuckles** if only they knew what they are missing.
P.S
I never knew a day like this will come.. The day Ill say ‘I miss Khaleesi’ whatever happened to her.. Anyone got any news on her. Send my regards will you. (Lipstick Gang & Co)
Ndi highlife na ndi victoria secret designer underwear. Nno nu. Daalu.
@Masked man: 😹😹😹😹 Ndi high maintenance
Ndi White House.
He looks dirty…dnt find dis sexy in anyway, nd his cheap boxers tho eww
Someone wears N500 boxers i see, compared to the N200 ones our star today is wearing. NEXT!!!!!!
Wish I had ’em cakes 😢😢
Thank you.
Please can anyone tell me what happens if two tops get together? Or two bottoms?
I imagine there’ll be situations were you meet and like someone and get to second/third base without first ascertaining roles…
A Jerk Fest perhaps (for tops). I dunno about bottoms cos I don’t just wanna imagine it.
Um Trystham, what makes you think a jerk fest is also not applicable for two bottoms who meet up in the bedroom?
It could be. I just don’t wanna imagine it naa ni.
Errrm…Lesbianism duh!
@Chic interesting question. I guess if na hook up everybody go waka find him way. If na love matter, na to find compromise eg learn how to top/bottom etc. Anyhow sha this kain situation na for sexually adventurous pipu #MyJJCTwoCents
@Chic, frottage with lots of massage oil or lube. Try it out. Straight men in sports changing rooms swear by it 😉
This is possibly one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen
Thanks Trystham & Francis.
This blog is very enlightening …and extremely entertaining.
@Chic please can you make it more fascinating by explaining your fascination with gay culture as a straight gal *I suppose* 😁
Lol. I doubt if I can explain it. I wonder about it myself and hope to figure it out soon. Help, anyone? And yes, I’m straight
Oh and straight guys find lesbians interesting.
This could be the reverse, yes?
@Chic straight guys fascination with lesbians is sexual. Abi you follow for those unique set of women that they say enjoy watching gay porn? Lol
IT IS??? :O Phew!!! Good to know there is still some fairness in this world.
Well, I have actually just recently checked out gay porn (in the quest to understand my interest in the gay culture as you put it) and while I didn’t feel any excitement whatsoever, I wasn’t puking or screaming blue murder.
However, I remember I enjoyed watching the scene in ‘Brothers & Sisters’ where Kevin and Scotty kissed. I played back the scene several times *blushing* Something about it was just really hot. Lol
Hahahaahaa. OK Chic, you and I should have lunch sometime. And talk about all the fascinating things in the Brothers & Sisters kissing scene.
@Chic 😂😂 this sexuality thing continues to amaze me sha
@Pinky, I’ll definitely take you up on that offer. Aside discussing that scene, I’ll like to poke around inside your mind and see what I find.
By the way, did you happen to read Enid Blyton’s Mr Galliano’s circus growing up? #JustWondering
@Francis, you and me both! Lol
I was a huge fan of Enid Blyton but I don’t remember reading that one.