So who wants to go shopping at the Hardware store? All y’all who need a good screw to tighten their loose shingles and some lubrication to grease your rusty bolts… 😀
Me: can I have two bottles of lubricants, some chains and ropes, two boxes of screws and four tie downs? My truck is in a bad state and I want to do some helluva servicing.
Hian! This picture wey I don’t see tey tey… Oohh Pinky, I guess some people have opened office on top your head – The department of blog scrutiny. I would love to join cos you see your own don too mush
There are several more seats in that stadium. Take a seat on whichever you like.
Hi can I have 2 large jars of lubricant….yes extra slippery please, a set of rope and chain and 2 tie downs.
For my discount can I have Pink Panther thrown in as well? And Absalom too! Thankyou
Nasty……. Just nasty
Me: can I have two bottles of lubricants, some chains and ropes, two boxes of screws and four tie downs? My truck is in a bad state and I want to do some helluva servicing.
Hi Ace…… May I take a look at the truck?
You must be a certified technician before anything.
and he stole the pishure….U eehhnn
Hian! See me o. Picture that was all over the internet. Abeg, take several seats.
Hian! This picture wey I don’t see tey tey… Oohh Pinky, I guess some people have opened office on top your head – The department of blog scrutiny. I would love to join cos you see your own don too mush
There are several more seats in that stadium. Take a seat on whichever you like.
Hi can I have 2 large jars of lubricant….yes extra slippery please, a set of rope and chain and 2 tie downs.
For my discount can I have Pink Panther thrown in as well? And Absalom too! Thankyou
Hahahahahahahahaa!! You Wish! 😛
And he retuns in all his HOEly glory. hi Dennis, we’ve been expecting you.
Yimu
Y’all hoebags are at it again!!!!!, sheeesh!!!! thank goodness I’m never this horny.
Really?
Yes Max really!!!
Hmmm.. Hard to believe after someone served me some tea few months ago
**sips coffee**
Lol…. So I guess you lifting up holy legs never happens?
*pensive* I wonder if they do whips and leather too?
Wait, is the S and M for Slave and Master OR Sadist and Masoschist OR both? #AskingForMyPeaceOfMind
Slave and Master! My fav game
**Clears throat**
Hello Students and Welcome to University of Kitodiaries!
I am Prof. Pinky Pants! And I would be taking Akwuna 101!
Any question?
**Flees from the fury of the Pinkies**
ROTFLMAO
And that is how a real well qualified University Professor does it.
Yesssssssss
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee
Pinky!! I knew somehow this would make its way here at some point hahahaha
Wrong thread.
I guess virgins don’t need any of those.
#okbye
You need the lube dear.. Your tubes are getting rusty for lack of use.
His fallopian tubes????????
Oh yeah @absie, the one he’s gonna use for making babies with Tef. 🙂
*faints*
Oh… Very important for you! Buy and use some. Sex is really nice, you’re holding on to your virginity for no reason whatsoever.
You wanna disvirgin him, Lothario? 😉
Naaahhh….. Virgins don’t do it for me at all
Hian….kitodiaries can make the most innocent of things appear guilty……God is watching u on HD TV
BDSM..
Tie Downs ….
I dunno why that sounded sexual.. Mayb tis the cold weather..
Odikwa risky. No condoms? Well I want me just one black fisting gloves.
To fist whom????? :O
*slumps*
Chai! See as dem just d place orders. Sotay peepo dey ask.for discounts. Lol! D owner of dis hardware store must hv had a twisted mind.