All About The Cast Of The Avengers…And Their Biceps

maxresdefaultThis is clearly an excuse to look at gifs of Chris Evans’ and Chris Hemsworth’s arms. Don’t act like you’re not on board.

An intrepid reporter at MTV asked the cast of Marvel’s The Avengers: Age of Ultron the most important questions in life, namely, “Who’s bicep is this?”1 tumblr_nnl58rmUqJ1qiohboo6_4002 tumblr_nnl58rmUqJ1qiohboo7_400

By now we’ve all had lifetime passes to the Guns Shows of the Chrises — Hemsworth and Evans — but Robert Downey Jr’s iron arms had everyone stumped. These young guns better recognize.3 tumblr_nnl53j3LDr1qiohboo2_400

So in the interest of, oh, I dunno, cinema, let’s take a look at how the Avengers hunks stack up.

Chris Hemsworth: The reigning king/mythological god of biceps4 tumblr_nnl58rmUqJ1qiohboo9_4005 tumblr_nnl53j3LDr1qiohboo10_400

Ruffalo had the nerve to unleash the guns6 tumblr_nnl53j3LDr1qiohboo9_400

And got shot in the face7 tumblr_nnl53j3LDr1qiohboo8_400

Chris Evans: No slouch in the arms department, Captain America is giving Thor a run for his money8 tumblr_nnl53j3LDr1qiohboo7_4009 tumblr_nnl53j3LDr1qiohboo4_40010 tumblr_nnl53j3LDr1qiohboo5_250

He even makes this god awful goatee look vaguely sexy.11 tumblr_nnl53j3LDr1qiohboo6_400

Jeremy Renner: Don’t sleep on Green Arrow12 tumblr_nnl58rmUqJ1qiohboo3_50013 tumblr_nnl58rmUqJ1qiohboo4_50014 tumblr_nnl58rmUqJ1qiohboo2_500

Mark Ruffalo: Last and probably least15 tumblr_nnl53j3LDr1qiohboo3_400

But luckily Dr. Banner has some other, impressive qualities16 tumblr_nnl58rmUqJ1qiohboo1_500

47 thoughts on “All About The Cast Of The Avengers…And Their Biceps

  1. Phuck, no comment , nothing to say till am done with this 20kg dumbells am working
    with. morning by the way Pp, slept tight?

    • I was thinking to look or be called akpanish, one have to possess that ‘kukere’ artist physique, short and over built, am i right?

    • Chris help me ask KD ppl oooo. Everything that dares to look toned is labelled Apkan these days.

      Evans and Hemsworth got some sick sick upper body, why is it that I can only dream up these kinds of abs but can’t really get my self to ve them in real life? Life is truely unfair.

      • Awwwwwwwwwwww! Peak darling……… I feel your pain. But u can still get that sick upper body you crave. Its all about knowing what you want nd d determination to get it. The effort being those bodies is quite painful but d fruit is sweet. Trust me, experience is speaking hear.

      • @kryxxx, please can we get a senak peek?
        @Pinky, don’t let the devil use you.. Don’t be the devil’s marionette

  2. Cuddling on my couch with Chris Evans on my right, Robert Downey in the middle nd Chris Hempsworth on my left…………….. *sigh* What a feeling………… The feel of being a baby all over again! I love me my big daddies!

    What isn’t sexy about a buff man eh? Everything is! Everything! Fit, buff(not overly) and toned is the new sexy! If you don’t like it, one of those huge gutters in PH is a good drowning place *giggles*.

    • Yes oooo being toned is everything. I mean all you need to do is look in the mirror butt naked and you get u turned on 4 urself by urself, is that self or just self love.

      • Ah! Tell me about it! I turn me self on big time! Lol! I practically strut around d house butt naked save for those skimpy briefs! Nd lemme not even start on those mirrors self……….. Might not b where I want with my body but am not where I was yesterday.

      • @Peak, that was me some few years back, quite relatable,i would stare at myself in the mirror
        and get excited,if you know what i mean. My recent ex use to do the same too . :). it is nothing
        to do with narcissism. I still ve the midas touch though 🙂

  3. *heart beating faster than normal* I think I just figured out why he was chosen to play the role of a demigod… Three words. SO. F**KING. HOT.

  4. Chris Hemsworth and his ashewo eyes. Nigga is the definition of H-O-T.

    Body to die for, hair to pull when his hitting the right spot, sexy eyes that can get u an instant hard-on even after the 5th round and his orgasmic smile.Chai!

      • yes zinna, MM is right , i join the olosho, with akuna kuna and ashwell.
        Haba look at your homoerotic narrative very early in the morning, oginni!
        Na only you waka come. You better be putting your writing skills to use
        with reference to homoerotic novels, sou are millionairre in the waiting.
        Chimamanda hasnt got anything on you.

  5. PP knows what peak looks like naked?

    **sends bulk sms to lipstick gang, meeting! Usual place! Lunch break! (Removes PP’s number before sending**

  6. I Loooooooove me Chris Hemsworth!
    I wouldn’t mind Thor taking me on a flight to Asgard and doing naughty things to me *outta my way Jane! Go do some weather observation*
    But then again Robert Downey Jnr won’t be a bad idea at all, those strong arms could just pin you down and do all kinds of nasty to you and take to…
    *Oh Hey Bae! Where have you been? Look they are asking whose bicep is bigger*

  7. Chris Hemsworth and Evans.. Hmm! Reminder that Muscular bodies and Cute face could be sexy at times. fan of Slim here.. (Thank you very much)

    **Dials my Nija versions of Hemsworth and Evans**
    Me; hello guys you have got work to do today.
    Hunks: Okay Boss
    Me: Good boys.

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