Carl’s Existentialism: Pilot Entry

intro_about_us_01Hi, my name is Carl, and I am most certainly an addict. It has almost been a year since I wanted to contribute something for Kito Diaries, and I am ashamed to say that it was mere laziness and mostly school, and other activities that have prevented me from putting together any meaningful submission.

Before I begin whatever it is I’m going to write, let me just say that I have the most boring life. Lol. It basically consists of waking up, working out, eating, watching TV or reading, playing and fighting with my sister, eating, playing and fighting with my sister some more, then sleeping. And the next day, we repeat it all over again. Pretty boring, right? The only thing that usually saves me is when I’m in school. It is with much confidence that I let it be known that my post will not be a diary, but about my life, what I’m thinking, or an issue I would like to discuss because I feel categorizing will just diminish whatever little creativity I have.  

I said I’m an addict, right? Let me briefly enlighten you on what I mean. TV, movies, books, music, boys (I’m a hoe in my head. Lawd!), and sleep are all my guilty pleasures. What do all above have in common? Stories. Yes, stories. TV shows, movies and books tell stories. Music is a story that someone has decided to lyric and add melody to. Boys? Well like I said – Hoe in my head. I see a fine boy, and I’ve already imagined a lifetime with him. God help me. Finally, Sleep? Well, most everyone dreams, and these trips into dreamland involve some tale or the other.

I am addicted to stories. One could say it’s on the same level as oxygen for me. One of the ways you could punish me severely is to deny me access to any of the above. I would start having delusions of grandeur, or maybe I’d start hallucinating. Either way, not good.

I hope you all have an insight into what I may be – I’m far too secretive for my liking – or may not be. This is my first post, and I hope to inspire people, and connect on a different level with readers that could understand me other than my best friends.

Speaking of… Hi, James. Love you, boo.

Ciao y’all. Till next session.

Written by Carl

57 thoughts on “Carl’s Existentialism: Pilot Entry

  1. You described your life @ home as boring,could you please tell us the activities that will make your life @ home eventful if added to your routines? I will suggest tendering the flowers and helping out in the kitchen. Yes,kitchen. These are modern times. We look forward to your articles with positive optimism praying that we will learn from the high and low points therein. Thanks in advance.

    • Why, thank you Gad! I do cook by the way, i also play games, dance(twerk mostly, lol) etc. I just feel like some i don’t hit the mark for eventful activities worth writing about.

  2. There isn’t much to take from todays entry..
    That’s said.
    The facts that you think yourself boring and you Werent tempted to add little spices to make your entry fabulous and whatnot… So as to please the general KD populace (judging from some comments Im seeing already) Makes me like you already and looking forward to more of your boring but REAL life experiences.

    • My dear, when will you get tired of being such a poor excuse for a rebel? Doesn’t it get exhausting coming to KD every day with one mission, to sulk in your lonely corner? We get it, you don’t kiss ass. Isn’t it time you start expressing opinions without making it so painfully obvious you are not following everyone else’s train of thought? Jeez!

    • Aunty calm your tits. I am tired of your struggle for relevance on KD. If you do not have anything to say, be like the rest of us silent watchers and keep mute.

      The world does not revolve around you.

      There can be only one Chizzie.

      • I swear, if this is a ploy to make us realise we should NEVER settle for less, it working BIG TIME. I’ll take a REAL Chizzie to a BLONDE counterfeit anytime. At least I had a good study of the human psyche with that one.

      • I swear, if this is a ploy to make us realise we should NEVER settle for less, it’s working BIG TIME. I’ll take a REAL Chizzie to a BLONDE counterfeit anytime. At least I had a good study of the human psyche with that one.

      • Max get over yourself already. Hain!
        Since you released some detials abt me KD the other time.. I’ve bein having a lot of frnd request frm diff strangers on all my social media platform. (Request I clearly ignored) And strangers chatting me up on watsapp.. Albiet cute strangers none the less I’m not interested. You wouldn’t happen to be among this stalkers. Would you?

    • It’s a horrible trait of mine boo, @Tef. trying to please everybody, I mean(i really detest conflict)- but it definitely wasn’t my intention today. I will take your words under advisement. 🙂

  3. Pinky, the way u think up titles is just SUPER. I nearly had me googling if there was another Carl besides Karl Marx

    • The title was actually thought up by me, though by Pinky’s encouragement, I stuck to my guns and didn’t change it. Appreciate the good sentiment

      • the levels of ur ‘rep’ went up several notches with me. Thinking that up AND sticking to ur guns…*side eye at Pinky* Kudos

  4. Hey guys I have a riddle and the first current answer wins a data subscription:

    I am something, I yell out loud here that people should not kiss ass, i praise those who i deem to be not ass kissers, yet I go ahead to kiss ass everyday!

    What am i?

  5. First comment ever, and that’s cause of the riddle, that was funny and the answers “LOL”. I think Carl’s post gives a little air of anticipation which is good.

  6. Hmmm stories. I will call that aproko.

    Also. See dem all turning in write-ups just to whore a Lil and hail their crush. shiooorrrr

    Hey Deola boo *holds laff*

    • Wow. What colorful words. If you are referring to me hailing James, then you should know that he is my bestfriend, going on 5 almost 6 years. But thanks boo. *flips 25″ weave, and walks sexily away in my Versace angel dress* #SpreadLove 🙂

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