My colleague does it ooo! Be squeezing nipples anyhow in the name of greeting. One day i told him “you started it ooo, bc where i will squeeze eh”
That put an end to it!
Even girls do that nipple play with me jokingly
Oh now I get the idea.. They squeeze your nipple.. Hmmm. Maybe they’re checking if its ripe for harvest or not.. But anyway, what do I know?
*pensive
Only nipple pulling? They do the butt squeezing/tapping, tickle u in public, pull ur chin…all the things short of raping u.in public, and u guys r not even close like that *rme
It is annoying. Come to think of it, it is only those who you don’t even like that do such, as in the ugly and old ones that even when they strip for you, na run you go use comot for there.
Why? Did I just sense ”Argumentum ad Hominem”’s deodorant around here?
Photo is not humorous in the least!! Just a plus of annoying and silly to me, multiplied by dumb! I think the writer has gotta try this with an agbero somewhere on the streets of any confirmed ghetto…lolz!
Chestnut dearie, I don’t know if he were actually serious about it. My advice is, he should…
I actually know of someone who’d try this if he saw it! …you know…too many crushes on all sides…lolz!!
LMAO!! Now this got to me.. Very funny!
I rememeber I used this #NoHomo thing on str8 guys a lot..
Me: I can bet you.. I guy will give you a BJ and you will love every bit of it.. #NoHomo
Str8 Guy: Lai lai.. Never!!!
Me: oya make we try am.. #NoHomo
Guy esitate but later removed pants..
Suck suck suck!
Str8 guy moaning..
Takes a breather
Me: bruh still #Nohomo tho
Str8 Guy: sure sure!! #NoHomo
………
This tag is so fake these days.. I don’t see the need to add it to a phrase. If a “str8” guy thinks he needs to add this to his statement.. Check on that guy he is mostly likely Gay or bi-curious.
LOL!
kitodiaries 
This has to be the dumbest post I have ever read in my life! Hahaha
Pinky darling, here some morning fresh for you. Cos you’re just all shades of messiness for this….
***gets on one knee***
Jarch will you marry me PLENTY HOMO?
Hahahahahahahahaa!!! Whore!
OMG YEEEEEESSSSSS
**DM puts the ring on it**
Anybody that tries to come and mess with my marital home eh, na MFM prayer points I would use to finish you
***continues to drool over engagement ring***
Lol! Saw this on IG and I knew it will land here!
PP you are a mess walahi
This is evul….@Pinky. God will see us #Mamapvoice
So much for morning humor…
Don’t fret it, gad. Not everyone was designed to have a sense of humour. You’re clearly a testament of that fact.
Thank you for making it clear. I was already thinking that I was not normal.
Did my comment betray the fact that I wasn’t amused by the piece?
Time to play a few pranks on my colleagues in the office. Lol!
LMAO!!!! Oh good. Our first student to dive into practicals.
So “no homo” is a gaydar reset button…
I will use it more often now maybe I will score extra “str8” dudes.
Not funny, really.
– – What’s it with so-called straight guys and nipple touching; I mean: ‘Guy, how far na..’ *and he touches your nipples* No homo?
Tch.
They touch their nipples? Befuddled..
My colleague does it ooo! Be squeezing nipples anyhow in the name of greeting. One day i told him “you started it ooo, bc where i will squeeze eh”
That put an end to it!
Even girls do that nipple play with me jokingly
Oh now I get the idea.. They squeeze your nipple.. Hmmm. Maybe they’re checking if its ripe for harvest or not.. But anyway, what do I know?
*pensive
Only nipple pulling? They do the butt squeezing/tapping, tickle u in public, pull ur chin…all the things short of raping u.in public, and u guys r not even close like that *rme
Loooool! It sure wud do a lot to confuse them
It is annoying. Come to think of it, it is only those who you don’t even like that do such, as in the ugly and old ones that even when they strip for you, na run you go use comot for there.
Pinky, you’re just one huge mess, you know that!
Why? Did I just sense ”Argumentum ad Hominem”’s deodorant around here?
Photo is not humorous in the least!! Just a plus of annoying and silly to me, multiplied by dumb! I think the writer has gotta try this with an agbero somewhere on the streets of any confirmed ghetto…lolz!
@jamie: are u being serious right now? U really think the writer believes what he wrote? He was just being sarcastic,lol.
This post is 4 months late **sobs**, i would have been married to my corper colleague by now…d dude soo fyne!
Wait, so it’s that easy? *smiling with glee* (Russell, I’m coming for YOU…#NoHomo…hehehe)
Lmao. Messy. Just plain messy.
Chestnut dearie, I don’t know if he were actually serious about it. My advice is, he should…
I actually know of someone who’d try this if he saw it! …you know…too many crushes on all sides…lolz!!
Sweetheart where is your sense of humor? Satire anyone? Its a joke, he doesnt mean it!
I mean you are also not too old to have a funny bone
*cough cough*
Lol. I saw what he did too. Lol.
Hian!!! What are u on about? *blinking blankly* I’m not dia o
*Ahem ahem*.
Dennis! Dennis! Dennis!!!!
How many times did I call you? Kontinu ooo
oo chim oo!
Lol
Lol. This should come with a warning “don’t try this in real life”
LOL
LMAO!! Now this got to me.. Very funny!
I rememeber I used this #NoHomo thing on str8 guys a lot..
Me: I can bet you.. I guy will give you a BJ and you will love every bit of it.. #NoHomo
Str8 Guy: Lai lai.. Never!!!
Me: oya make we try am.. #NoHomo
Guy esitate but later removed pants..
Suck suck suck!
Str8 guy moaning..
Takes a breather
Me: bruh still #Nohomo tho
Str8 Guy: sure sure!! #NoHomo
………
This tag is so fake these days.. I don’t see the need to add it to a phrase. If a “str8” guy thinks he needs to add this to his statement.. Check on that guy he is mostly likely Gay or bi-curious.
*picking my jaw off the floor and placing a hasty call to Sinnex*
Omo, this one don spoil oh!
Bruh! Bruh! Bruh! 😨
phew!!
crazy hasn’t got a better definition!
Lmao…. this got me
Funny a little..