Me: Excuse me?
Ben: Dennis baby
Me: Since when did that one start?
Ben: Rest please, not like this will be the first time that a man will be calling you baby
Me: Excuse the hell out of me, what are you talking about?
Ben: Dee, rest o! I know what team you play for, it’s not a secret na.
Now Ben (not real name) is my friend from university and we did NYSC in the same place. So even though I kind of hate his guts, I am kind of stuck with him because he really is a good friend. He lives in Port Harcourt with his brother, and getting a job has been a bit of a challenge for him – a situation that I empathize with and help out where I can. Continue reading