So here’s a quick question.
Go on then, give us your answers. If you’ve ever wanted to have a quick one before your roommate returned from the barbershop, or at night in the same room with your snoring cousin, or – in some shocking cases, I’ve heard – closeted in the men’s room of a fast-food joint… how quick did you want it to be?
I have done it in the bathroom for about 3times during my secondary school days. hehe!*tongue out*
Mr Kassy, long time no see. 🙂
Lucky you, your rest rooms were clean.
5-10 minutes
5 mins max..😀😀
5 minutes…based on experimental research..
Care to explain that research to us? 🙂
10 mins
Kilimanjaro restroom!
***sips coffee***
Akwuna Oku!!!!!, Kilimanjaro restroom????, chai!!!!
Hahahahahahahaa. The way you drop your nuggets of information eh
I just dropped a line, whatever conclusions you make from it is your business! ThazAll
Dennis, Agip or Everyday outlet?
8 – 15 mins, parked car on a quiet road. That was a while ago sha. …I haven’t had a quickie in a while tho, OMG, I’m getting old…I’ve lost my sense of adventure, Lord whyyyyyyy?.
Erm I can help with that?
How?, I need to be young and wild again.
A quickie shouldn’t be more than.. 10mins tops.. Anything other than that is already a full blown sex.
**A certain quickie in a church toilet comes to mind** you would be surprised what happens those sanctified cubit this days..
**sips holy communion**
You do realise a quickie is actually sex.. Dick up the butt and all. Pray tell how sex can be more full blown than that?
Hehehehee! James sef. The absence of foreplay and cuddling is perhaps the reason its not full blown? Lol
Wouldn’t have said it better. Pinky. Thanks for that. Case closed.
5mins or less… no experience here *sad face*
Foot of 3rd Mainland Bridge.
In a car.
12am.
10mins.
Ahhhh!!!!, even you????, and I thought you were prim and proper.
Abegi.. Do I look like a debutante?
Prim ni, Proper kor.
You don’t like Rose and Pringles??
Debutante. LMAO. TBH I picture u as one.
Hahahahahahahaa, you’re a mess.
Debutante ke?!
When a Debutante has her first taste of “the” candy bar, the cookie jar starts singing:
“Princess cut diamonds on my Disney
He want monster Nicki in Sri Lanka
I told ‘em meet me at the trump, Ivanka
I said come here let me show you how this cookie tastes
This that year, nigga eat the cookie face”
*jaw dropping open* Vhar!
Why na Mama P?!
Fly will just breeze in now.
*jejelly closing my mouth back*
Jisox!!! Vhar! U too hian!
Who would ve thought that you of all ppl woud be wild enough to have sex in public?
Foot of 3rd mainland bridge of all place? Mehn that’s so gangster.
Uncle Peak, Kilode?!
Which one is “You of all people?
I’m entitled to some gangsterlistic, dudette and slutty moments.
Please leave me o.
I don’t need the wolves set loose on my flat moneymaker.
Nicon Luxury parking lot.
Inside the dude’s car.
About 8 minutes.
Had been on my way to buy bread for my aunt and took the detour. Lol
Chile!!! You took a detour???, hmmmm, I’m sure you used spit and all.
Lol. No. Dude had all the ingredients. He actually wanted to lodge in the hotel. But then, wifey called. He’d apparently given an excuse that he’d be out all night with the boys. Wifey’s phone call however was important. So a night in a hotel room was out. 8 minutes in the parking lot was in. 🙂
Wow!!!, gosh, the places in which I’ve had quickies tho!!!! * blushes beet red at the memories.*
Oh so those slutty memories are coming back, huh
My dear, sometime we gotta take what we can get.
Somebody is sleeping with a married man. *eagerly waiting for the next time MGM/MBM issue comes up here*
Hahahahahahahaa look at this one. So you’ll do wetin?
Nothing oh, will just check if you lambast MGMs & still go ahead to sleep with them
Pete, in all the times the topic of MGM has come up here, have you ever once seen me lambasting them? Ever?
Can’t remember, that’s why I’ll check out your next comment on it.
I’m trying to tell you that I’ve never and will never have anything contrary to say on the issue.
Sluttyna. 😊
That appears to be your word of the month.
hmmmm…I just came here to read comments…waiting for Max’s
This your sudden obsession with Max still baffles me… Just some few days back.. Yall were tearing and pulling eachothers wigs and bra.
Could you be having a crush on Max all this while? I wouldn’t be ruling that out.
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Lol…..una Don crase finish.
7pm. Pressed up against the wall of my neighbour’s property. 5 minutes. Fastest cumming ever known to mankind.
Oh yeah, I forgot that 8 mins inside d cinema halls of ozone in 2011.
10minites with bae
2014
Lonely street
Inside a car
Reclined seats
*ok bye***
7mins, in a quiet empty park, with both our trousers pulled down around our ankles and the rest of our clothing left on while we moaned in the dark silent night like wild animals. Thousands of miles away from these empty shores … I woulddn’t dare that in these crazy shores abeg!!! ***shudders and pulls lace shawl around self***
Never had a quickie.. But then again all my escapades have blurred into each other so not sure… *thinks deeply*
Hmmm 5 minutes in the car. Quiet subdivision lekki 1. Ass up face down 😉😉
For Someone that uses the Monicker “Heiress” Pls you are doing that name no justice.. I’ll advice you change your monicker to “Sluttyna”
(Plenty pun intended)
Ahan
Whatever rocks your boat hun! I am not claiming to be perfect 😉. I will add Sluttyna to the list!
Hmmm…Gone are those quickie days.
Several times in the 2nd floor Suite 328 of the office complex 1hr after most closing time. Max Duration 15 mins.*Chants Astagfurullah 99 times*
Hmmmmm, I see sluts
Sluts everywhere.
Come now, Colossus. Haven’t you ever done a “smash and grab” in your life 🙂 ?
7 mins Maximum..
Are y’all asking to bonk Max for 5 mins??