The question on everyone’s lips: Who stole Lupita Nyong’o’s Oscar dress?
Made with 6,000 pearls and valued at $150,000, Calvin Klein’s custom creation for the actress was taken from her room at the London Hotel West Hollywood on Wednesday, and returned two days later. Who on Earth could have possibly done that?
Here, our list of suspects:
1. Lady Gaga
Because she wanted to clean it.
2. Wilma Flintstone
Because she wanted to upgrade from rocks. Go big or go home!
3. The Queen
Because everyone needs new jewelry.
4. Mr Freeze
5. Gus Gus from Cinderella
6. The ghost of Anne Boleyn
7. Anne Hathaway
Because Chanel didn’t let her keep that necklace from Devil Wears Prada.
8. Jabberjaw and his band
9. Iris Apfel
Because there’s no such thing as enough.
10. Karen Walker
11. Pearl from RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 7
12. The Walrus from Alice in Wonderland
Because he’s evil.
13. John Travolta
Because he clearly needs a new necklace. And Scarlett Johansson looks like she doesn’t want to share hers.
14. Prince Manvendra Singh Gohil
Don’t act so innocent!
Who do you think stole Lupita’s dress? Sound off your ideas in the comment section.
Originally published on out.com
Na me!
You reach?
Dunno
My first reaction when I first heard this was- “oh my Gosh, you mean she spe a handre n fitty thasn dallours on a damn dress(in madeas voice)”…
And then I remembered Nick canon wore a diamond embellished pair of shoes worth $2,000,000.
***in AGT season 9
Am not sure she really bought the dress(maybe she did). This designers create dresses nd lend it to celebs to b worn for important shows/occasions to b showcased. The dresses r returned later. Same with jewellery.
She did buy it.. It took months to make and she helped design it. It was made for her.. #couture
She bought it? Really? Lulu is balling oh!
*packs boxes nd heads to d airport for America*
Lupita! Hot piece of man coming through for you!
@kryxx: see you! So u want to sell ur dignity and betray “US” because of money,abi? Where is ur value? Where is d value of ur manhood? Tufia!
She did not buy it, it was loaned to her by CK
@Dennis, She bought it.
She has a lot of endorsement deals with cosmetic giants. So she has the money. But she shld be careful though.. Her gowns shouldnt be exceeding $10,000 or she might turn out to be the next MC hammer.
She can afford to but she did not buy it max! She couldnt file a missing report on it because she is not the owner
LOL.
I just love that Madea character.
Na Dencia steal am.
@enigmous,where have you been o??!!
Lol I agree
Lol! Very funny! And here is a black, insecure individual’s answer:
RACISTS!
Yeah! They stole the dress!
And as for Lady Gaga and her washing gloves, I expected more. Heard on Rick Dees that she was styling herself nd was really hoping for something good. But that!! She looks like a vampire from Dracula or a butcher’s wife!
Lmao! Why KryxxX? 😭
LOL
And that gaga chick looks like she’s really gone gaga.
Maybe it’s pre-marriage traumatic stress disorder. I never knew she’d wanna settle for a dick. She’s clearly stated most times that she liked both.
She looks like a cross b/w Mary poppins and the psycho bitch vamp Catherina Petrova from the vampire diaries.
She did not buy the dress, they dont ever buy these red carpet dresses. The designers usually loan it to them and they return it after the ceremony.
I suspect Beyonce, because she wants to give blue ivy pearls
****runs as fast as my frail chicken legs can carry me before the beygency comes after me****
She bought it. Even helped design it. Most of them hire their dresses, but few divas actually buy theirs.
Hmm , na wah oh! I no know say Lupita done reach to buy that kain cloth. She should not come and go and kee hersef because of red-carpet fame o! how often does she think she will get plum roles in hollywood? Even actresses that act major movies every year still rent/borrow gowns and jewels for the red-carpet o!
Aswear. She hasn’t gotten to the pinnacle yet o. Babe should be wise with her money o. someone should ask Toni Braxton to send her a memo.
Hahaha.Dennis u tried it! U know Bey can buy that dress and buy the designer,plus Lupita,right?
You better run…..how blasphemous of you !!! You don’t speak to the Queen in that manner
Em.. let me check
I saw Gus from Cinderella.. and I was like Awww…
Mehn. This suspect list is sooo damn funny. I’d ve said Anne Hathaway stole the dress.. Buh I can see suspicion all over Prince ‘Man-Vendor’…. U know that kinda look u give when u ve just farted, and u don’t want to be caught.
Hahahahahahahahaa!!! Metro, you’re in the zone, detective mode and all.
Lol. Y’all are too messy with that list of suspects.buahaha! (Personally, I’m giving major “side-eye” to the ghost of Anne Boleyn; only a ghost can pull that heist off!)
Happy for Luppy that the dress is back, but now,can we take a moment to talk about “the dress” I’m really interested in? Y’all saw #TheDress,right? And I know I’m not crazy; that thing was White and Gold, no? I mean…it’s like…I feel like I’m losing my mind! Taylor Swift and all those other #TeamBlueAndBlack monkeys are just being used by the devil, right?…right?
Oh no, Chestnut. Not again. I thought we dropped that dress in 27th February 2015. The nightmare.
Lol.I’m sorry pinky,but that thing is still driving me nuts! I feel like all the “blue & black” ppl are in on some kind of collective sick joke
So that dress drama finally reached here…it was white and gold btw, IMO.
Bikonu, I saw Blue and black(a washed out kinda black.. Tending towards brown)
Which pic did you see biko.. ? There are three versions of the pic
That dress abi? Biko, Me saw skyblue nd gold oh! I dont know where ppl were seeing black, white nd shi!
Gbam! Kryxxx, exactly what I saw.
Me saw blue and gold, and not white and gold!
The white could look like very pale sky-blue in certain light,so that’s excusable, but at least no one here saw black anywhere,right? *phew* I feel much better!
Honestly, I was like huh??
Max she does not own the dress, it was on loan from Calvin Klein which is why she could not file the heist report herself cos the dress does not belong to her
Where did they see blue et gold? :s
LOL, Lupita.
As for that other dress I saw blue and black/dark brown. This article explains the science of the controversy http://www.wired.com/2015/02/science-one-agrees-color-dress/
Thanx absie.. Exactly what I saw too.
For that dress I saw red and indigo.
I’ve searched high and low but honestly cant find the point to this post … Pinky, you can do berra biko,
What about simple good ole humour? Some posts spark debates, some others tickle laughter. I can do better, you’re right. This is it.
OhMIGosh Lupita, I’m so sorry! I borrowed your dress for my Vogue magazine cover shoot. I returned it already, did you have to announce to the world? Hehe
Gus Gus from Cinderella.