I got home after class and I was super bored. So I decided to go see a movie. I got to the cinema and then I made a dash to the movie counter, went through the movie list and finally settled for Fifty Shades Of Grey, because I wanted to see what made everyone so excited about the movie.
I got into the movie hall after getting my popcorn from this hot guy, (*blush*), went up to the last seat in the row, and got settled, coolly waiting for the movie to start so I could start criticizing.
Twenty minutes later, I began regretting settling down for the movie. I was bored. So I took my bag and my popcorn and got up to leave the movie hall.
On my way out, he – Christian Grey – finally spoke…said something intriguing and hot. Christian was trying to get Anastasia to agree to his kind of sex, and after doing that, he says, “When I am through with you, you won’t be able to sit for a week.” And I was like, OhMyGod!
So I settled back down and resumed watching.
Soon, in another scene, Anna asked Christian if he was going to make love to her immediately and Christian replied with these words that touched me in so many places; he says, “I don’t make love, I FUCK…” And then, Christian takes her to his playroom which is filled with all kinds of equipments used for bondage sex, and I was like, Lets gerrit on, baby! Then Christian tells Anna that he would love to fuck her into the middle of next week. And I was still mesmerized. Then Christian takes off his shirt and trousers, and I mentally screamed, “Blad of Jeyzzuz!” The actor – Jamie Dornan, I think his name is – has cakes that will make any bottom jealous. (Just saying though)
And then, the sex started and I fell for Christian. The remaining parts of the movie were just sex scenes and all.
So, my opinion: please, endeavour not to watch this movie, Fifty Shades Of Porn – er, sorry, Grey – alone o! The sex scenes are able to turn you on from Sunday to Sunday. And then, who would you turn to, to cool your libido if you watched it alone? That’s right, no one but your right hand. Lol. So, go see Christian Grey in action, and be sure to take a Boo along with you.
Written by lluvmua