62 thoughts on “Man Crush Sunday: Van Vicker

  1. Different strokes for different shades- like my man very dark skinned, ripped, a tinge of tug roughness and must very handsome below the belt with mouth-filling luggage
    **if you know warrai mean**

    So, Van Vicker??? tsk tsk tsk I think I’ll pass.

  2. Naaaah…he’s ain’t got that pizzazz u get from a dark chocolate nigga! .. Dat pizzazz dat reassures u dat u gone be getting black prick… I ain’t feeling the nigga!

  3. He is a terrible actor but a very hot eye candy!!!! Used to have a massive crush on him!!! Pinky didn’t u see better pictures of him???

  4. Pinky, all your pictures of him on this post no follow o!

    I’ll kiss his juicy succulent lips a million times over.

    Don’t also mind digging my claws into those firm butt of his anytime, anyday.

    His eyes and eye brows are also a sight to behold.

    *runs off to prepare for church*

      • Pinky, shebi you know that ‘away match’ is allowed and nobody has to know. It’s nor those guys have a PI following you about.

        Give it some thought and if you decide to act on it, I’ll be sure your ‘unfaithfulness’ is NOT a topic of our grapevine-in-council gist.

        @enigmous, kindly confirm you are taking notes?

  5. Pinky is just wicked! Couldn’t you get better pics of him biko? All these lying in bed pics doesn’t make him any hotter than d Sunday stew in my freezer!
    Anyhoo, bro surely is fine, not a bad actor(that much) but he is short nd personally I think ur height adds 50% to ur looks. But tell that to African Magic women…………….

  6. Oh purleeeaaassssee!!
    Pinky, what’s hot about this Vicker guy?
    The guy is short and isn’t even a great actor.
    Coming to African cinema, I prefer Majid Michel (not that he is even too fanciable like that) to this guy anytime anyday.
    Van Vicker ko! Hot guy ni!

    • Vicker just seems like one of those people who are pretty until they open their mouths and you find yourself taking several steps back.
      He reminds me of Taylor Lautner, pretty but as bland of a personality as it gets.

      • Lol DM you heard me right. Since The mess that Twilight was ended how many hits has Taylor got, zilch!
        Of that entire cast he was the least talented and it shows. A pretty face and pink lips can only get you so far.
        Mediocrity isn’t attractive. And thats what Taylor is, mediocre and thats even on his best day.

      • Who cares about his talent? Have you seen those lips and imagined what they can do to certain body parts?

        That body? And the full firm butt?


        And hun the Kardashians have trashed the talent-fame dynamics

    • Finally… Some one speaks my mind… Bless you, Samurai….. I don’t see anything hot about Van Vicker.. Maybe when he was younger, and new to the Nollywood screen, he had the good looks going for him….. Buh now….. *tsk*

    • Seriously is it just me or has anyone noticed that DM is into “Shanko”? As in small framed men who like children. Wizkid? Korode bello? That deola guy (I don’t mind having that guy though). Cos everytime a fine-ass-GROWN-man is put up, he just something tricky to say.

      And as 4 the van guy? He is super cute and I ve a thing 4 light skinned boys, but………………..I will pass

      • Hahaha! I thought I was the only one who noticed that about Dennis o! I didn’t wanna say anything b4 they will say I’m starting trouble. DM likes small,small boys ehn! Anyway,Dennis,I aint even mad at u though; I’d like to “spreculate”(I’ll retire the word after this one,I promise) all over Korede Bello; give him another reason to “wink” #DirtyOldManMode

    • @ Deola yes na! The Deola guy that was his man crush a couple of months back looks like a 16 year old, wizkid looks like he is 18 and don’t even get me started on korode who looks like be should preparing for his SSCE. He is alomst 30 and is still crushing of zac efron and taylor lautner….I mean duh!!!!!
      Dennis! dennis!!!! U ve one sick dark dark twisted fetish for child-like boys.
      #pinky u seriously need to find men ….aaaahhhmm I mean …..boys to cater to the likes of DM. Not all of “US” are into FULL GROWN AZZ MEN!

  7. Van Vicker? Really? Really? Thank God you highlighted the fact that he is an horrible actor.

    But anyway sha, If he comot cloth for my room, we wouldn’t be talking about his acting, shey?

  8. I won’t even lie, I’ve always had a thing for Van Vicker. I’d “spreculate” all over that…if he were an X-factor winner. Hehe…

  9. Aswearigad if I was having a boner before this dude enters my room, I will gladly lose it.

    He doesn’t cut it for me at all. And I don’t understand those saying he’s fine cos he’s not (he’s just hiding under his yellow skin)

    ***celebrity nshi na ahu***

  10. He never looks tip-top with his shirt off All that big body will only be good for bottoming. I’m fine not being lesbian abeg

  11. Bleh … he has a pretty face but he aint all that + i prefer my men dark skinned biko … hoes thirsting after light skin can have him abeg …

  12. Haba Pinky!

    Of all people to start 2015 crush with it is this one you went to pick! He’s a horrible actor, terrible at speaking English (trying to force accent wey no dey), yellow like bleached palm oil, relying too much on looks which I find annoying…..my list no go finish today!

    Abeg I go pass.

    BTW who gave this Vicker crush recommendation to you? If nnobody did, I guess you brought him here for crucifixion Pinky. Evil you! *smiles*

  13. Of course he can’t act to save his. And I’m not finding that he’s hot. Good looking but sexually attractive? Not for me.

    • Ok I gotta admit I was expecting more, e fine yeah yeah but e looks too much like the usher dat got me feeling like a jujitsu warrior when e tapped my shoulder for dozing off errrr…..my point exactly……E is boring n not really memorable.

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