Which Doctor Kryss? This is not an over the counter drug or for public consumption either! Specially nd only for d good doc! Am sure Max is in hallucination(side effect of last night drugs I gave him).
Ehhh Pinky, u didn’t have to spill my order for them thirsty hose to see naa! U see what have caused? I will have ur time soon *goes back to order*!
Awwwwwwwwwwwww! My kind of man! I na anukwa eh! Ife m n’eri! @ least I would have something to dig my nails into nd urge him on! I hope he is packing more in front oh!
OAN: Dennis Macauley is gonna die here today! If you hear that Dennis died, just know its from ass suffocation while eating out.
@simba, some genes I have, some fat I have but the squats I’ll have to get to…
Simba, I have the genes o. You need to see my brothers. I have hardened my thighs because of the squats and YET. What to do biko.
A fresh sperm devoid of HIV,Stds etc.can do the work perfectly well in some days,just ask ur bf to dump it inside ur cake hole alws and never allow to spill*speaking with a serious face*Experience is d best TEACHER oooo!
Yes dear ur totally on track*swallows fufu plus oha soup*ehee!,dnt u knw dt u fit turn ur top bf to vers?some bottoms can handle a top and alws leave him moaning down d building.some tops love to be rimmed too,infact dey enjoy it with series of uncontrollable moaning.why some cos of ego denny demselves of wot d knw d love.
In Rihanna’s voice “It not even my birthday, but I wanna lick the icing off,I want it in d worst way…….just gimme that cakes,cakes,cakes,cakes,cakes……”. Enuff said.
hmmmmm nice cakes #side eye.. I know mine re bigger #walks out n red heels #dennis am in ph ooo for d umpteenth time #whew. can some volunteer to show me round ph gosh am bored aiidy
You are worst than that white woman from obsessed…… Dennis is married ooooo and Beyonce got nothing on Mrs M oooo, thread carefully my dear, I’m in Ph too.
lol oya drop collect my contct frm pinkie. dats my pin ooo. nd if u re n fb kindly drop ur msgs n andre peter. thanks.
looool. You hear his nyash is bigger and u suddenly offer to show him around PH. *hands cup of water over* Here, have a drink of water. It should quench ur thirst
And Mrs. M makes her appearance finally!!!
*tafia mood activated *
Mrs. M, you need to see Dennis has been going on since your trip to Escravos. He has invited so many people to share your matrimonial bed with him. Me I only read it up and promised to tell you all about it when you are back.
I know where we can get groin cage so you can cage his cock up when you are unavailable. You can add that to the Bendel insurance you currently use…it’s all for extra measure.
@enigmous,are we still talking about Maskedman’s tutorial school or did I miss something?
*very confused look *
@airdeecan, last I checked, we had Al Jazeera, BBC (the news station that is, so get your mind outta Ladipo market gutter) and CNN amongst others. Same news, different presenters, different slants.
Ha!
Somebody can’t live and breathe without cakes.
Another person’s god is a consuming fire (except when eating cakes),
Some other is trying to snatch up my tutorial contract right under my nose.
Hian!!! Just left here for few hours nd markets r already selling, Mrs M *rolls eyes* is back nd Dennis just turned a religious man with a consuming fire god! Umu ururu umuazi a eh! Jiri nu ya nwayo oh! Ass tutorials kwa! I nukwa Direct entry! Ph trotting hookup! Deris Goduoooooooooo!
Lol! Ironically, I Was born nd bred in the north, schooled in d north still live in d north nd have only visited d east few times. I guess my parents did their work well.
And you wanna tell me that a gal’s body is sexier?*crosses legs inside bus*pls rethink bitches(gals).
This is the reason right here why I will be single forever. I can’t ever be faithful with asses like this just strutting around in shorts like those! Nor can I trust anyone I’m with would see that and not wanna get some either. Bouncy, fleshy round mounds of succulent goodness. Just beautiful, gawd so beautiful! I’m sorry but I just can’t.
kitodiaries 
F*****************k mehn! Lovely cakes for breakfast!! Who’s serving tea?
Chei! You this pink devil; see what you’re serving school students going to school this very early morning, eh? (God is watching you in 4D!) Hmm.
Please, take off the nylon covering the cakes.
*I cover my eyes with the blood of Jesus Christ*
Dennis where’s coffee please.
This Pink has turned into a seductress oh.
Hey! I simply innocently set out the buffet table. Izzit by force to look at what is on the dish? *walking off with a sniff*
There is no coffee this morning! I am eating breakfast ALONE!
No thirsty boys are joining me!
***sets table napkin on laps***
A dude with a cute as, just what the doctor ordered…
Max, doctor abi? Dr Khalessi or Dr Kyrss?
Which Doctor Kryss? This is not an over the counter drug or for public consumption either! Specially nd only for d good doc! Am sure Max is in hallucination(side effect of last night drugs I gave him).
Ehhh Pinky, u didn’t have to spill my order for them thirsty hose to see naa! U see what have caused? I will have ur time soon *goes back to order*!
Awwwwwwwwwwwww! My kind of man! I na anukwa eh! Ife m n’eri! @ least I would have something to dig my nails into nd urge him on! I hope he is packing more in front oh!
OAN: Dennis Macauley is gonna die here today! If you hear that Dennis died, just know its from ass suffocation while eating out.
Lmao!!!
*Dennis died of ass suffoction*
Chim o!
Kyrss, I need to hallucinate too. Biko, some dose. Mbok!
Ya’ll are crazy… Hahahaha hahahahahaha
Take me home dear Jesus, take me lord!
What is this? Ogini bu ifea!
Chai!
It’s suddenly hot around here! Are these air conditioners not working! What is happening here!
You see the picture where his hand is on the wall eh? That is the position from which you eat it!
Mrs Macauley run come to rescue ur husband oooo… they don plan to suffocate him with ass and make u a widow..a widow…chai chai there is god oooo
Hmmm…mmm…Chai…mmhmm…
Please what do I need to do to upgrade my butt to this standard?
Suggestions ASAP…
*starts off with Google in the interim *
Some gene, Some squats, some fats,
@simba, some genes I have, some fat I have but the squats I’ll have to get to…
Simba, I have the genes o. You need to see my brothers. I have hardened my thighs because of the squats and YET. What to do biko.
A fresh sperm devoid of HIV,Stds etc.can do the work perfectly well in some days,just ask ur bf to dump it inside ur cake hole alws and never allow to spill*speaking with a serious face*Experience is d best TEACHER oooo!
Dennis! You are totally spoilt.
chaaaaaiii! I could eat this alllll day! scratch that…all week! is it weird that this is coming from a bottom?
No Chizzie, it’s not weird at all. Some days are like that.
Yes dear ur totally on track*swallows fufu plus oha soup*ehee!,dnt u knw dt u fit turn ur top bf to vers?some bottoms can handle a top and alws leave him moaning down d building.some tops love to be rimmed too,infact dey enjoy it with series of uncontrollable moaning.why some cos of ego denny demselves of wot d knw d love.
Ukwu nwere nti..Lolz,am gonna bury my face in there
A-non, you need to have some tutorial classes from me.
@maskedman, kindly confirm date, time and venue for the tutorials.
Also confirm requirements for the tutorials.
Do treat as urgent.
Await yours.
Best regards,
A-non
Perfect body.. just perfect. It’s just remaining to see the front…
In Rihanna’s voice “It not even my birthday, but I wanna lick the icing off,I want it in d worst way…….just gimme that cakes,cakes,cakes,cakes,cakes……”. Enuff said.
Nnaa lekwanu onwunwa…pinky am on steering o, if anything happen na u cause am *thank God for this traffic*
A dose of this in the morning and David Macintosh’s ass in the night will keep the Doctor away forever
On the steering and opening websites??!! Just when I thought the worst was pinging and making up while driving…
#easyonit!
Oh dear I was reading it too while on traffic.. Its no danger at all since we were barely moving..
@Max, kontinu o!
A-non.
Contact Pinky. And don’t waste my time. So many students are waiting.
Hi Dennis!
You do realize there is something called wifi right?
***Victoria Grayson Smile***
Dont mind him mama…..u just left the house and he’s about to stuff his face with extra carbs……we shall deal with him.
hmmmmm nice cakes #side eye.. I know mine re bigger #walks out n red heels #dennis am in ph ooo for d umpteenth time #whew. can some volunteer to show me round ph gosh am bored aiidy
You are worst than that white woman from obsessed…… Dennis is married ooooo and Beyonce got nothing on Mrs M oooo, thread carefully my dear, I’m in Ph too.
lol oya drop collect my contct frm pinkie. dats my pin ooo. nd if u re n fb kindly drop ur msgs n andre peter. thanks.
looool. You hear his nyash is bigger and u suddenly offer to show him around PH. *hands cup of water over* Here, have a drink of water. It should quench ur thirst
And Mrs. M makes her appearance finally!!!
*tafia mood activated *
Mrs. M, you need to see Dennis has been going on since your trip to Escravos. He has invited so many people to share your matrimonial bed with him. Me I only read it up and promised to tell you all about it when you are back.
I know where we can get groin cage so you can cage his cock up when you are unavailable. You can add that to the Bendel insurance you currently use…it’s all for extra measure.
Chai da ame keng inua akan ekrang, Onye asiri, I already told her jhor….no come add maggi.
Cock cage?
Biko where dem dey sell am?
Nne, inidiro e go ya. Obu aka mwere ike inyere gi ka e we jidesie nwoke ke gi ike.
Icho ya, m gotere gi ya. Nkahu abughi nsogbu
@Maskedman, I want direct entry, I don’t want to go through JAMB (pinky).
A-non, if you want direct entry then you should be talking to me. Just tell me how direct you want the entry to be. What you ask is what you get.
@enigmous,are we still talking about Maskedman’s tutorial school or did I miss something?
*very confused look *
@airdeecan, last I checked, we had Al Jazeera, BBC (the news station that is, so get your mind outta Ladipo market gutter) and CNN amongst others. Same news, different presenters, different slants.
So buru oche ga nodi ala kam nu ife…
@airdeecan, have even read your so called update to Mrs. M and it’s as empty as the sperm of an impotent man!
Mtschewww!
Smh.
And my friends wonder y “cake” is my favorite snacks…they got no idea what it does to me…can’t live without cakes, can’t breath without cakes!
Enemies of progress!
My god is a consuming fire!!!
God, people are so dirty minded here.
Haba!
Cock cage,
Direct entry,
Impotent man’s sperm.
Jisos Kraist.
Ha!
Somebody can’t live and breathe without cakes.
Another person’s god is a consuming fire (except when eating cakes),
Some other is trying to snatch up my tutorial contract right under my nose.
The devil is a liar!
@Dennis, believe it or not, the protection of your marriage was topmost on my mind when I spilled to Mrs. M
It’s for your good!
*preservation of your marriage* is what I meant.
@Maskedman, keep rapping on about who is spoilt and who ain’t you hear…just kontinu!
Still waiting for details on how and where to buy the direct entry form abeg…it’s important I am in January batch.
Hian!!! Just left here for few hours nd markets r already selling, Mrs M *rolls eyes* is back nd Dennis just turned a religious man with a consuming fire god! Umu ururu umuazi a eh! Jiri nu ya nwayo oh! Ass tutorials kwa! I nukwa Direct entry! Ph trotting hookup! Deris Goduoooooooooo!
@Kryss S, you are so very Igbo! Your fine mixture of Igbo and English left me in stitches.
Grow up in the East?
Lol! Ironically, I Was born nd bred in the north, schooled in d north still live in d north nd have only visited d east few times. I guess my parents did their work well.
And you wanna tell me that a gal’s body is sexier?*crosses legs inside bus*pls rethink bitches(gals).
Lmao. Aswear
This is the reason right here why I will be single forever. I can’t ever be faithful with asses like this just strutting around in shorts like those! Nor can I trust anyone I’m with would see that and not wanna get some either. Bouncy, fleshy round mounds of succulent goodness. Just beautiful, gawd so beautiful! I’m sorry but I just can’t.
I can’t.
Naah! I honestly can’t…
Hahahahahahaa Bane, repent!