Yup, the world keeps getting more and more ridiculous by the day. But hey, if there’s any Kitodiariesian feeling a smidgen of internalized homophobia, well, here’s your chance to cure yourself. 😀
LORD give me the strength not to release my Madea alter ego this morning. Cos if I do, I’ll be doing a drive by with my lawyers-Smith and Wesson- on somebody’s turkey asss
Gbam!!!!, I think say na only me see am. LMAO, this can’t be real.
Khaleesi is gonna need a whole batch…😂..
Dennis is gonna need a special version laced with anti-cake vaccine..
As for pinky, this should work.. Its already pink in color…
‘Who is to say it just might not work’? Seriously king? Jeezuz!
You’re wondering????
Don’t wonder anymore.
When you take the pill, it gets dissolved in your stomach and from the small intestine it is absorbed into the blood stream from where it gets to the brain. When it gets to the brain, it acts on the hypothalamus and on the cerebrum to stop you from getting butterflies in your stomach or that knowing tug in your crotch when you see a handsome face or a beautiful pair of fuckable cakes or the sexy bulge. In fact, it stops you from reacting “in a funny manner” when in company of people of the same sex.
A small portion of the drug latches onto the tissues of your d**k. So that even if the brain misfires, your d**k won’t respond to anything gay at all.
James, are you still wondering how it works?
So that I may refer you to a pharmacologist 😀
Seen…if you have been looking to come out and you don’t have the courage, this pill will do it for you. Stop gay my DICK
And it had to come in pink????????
And doctor or who ever that is on the pack with a “I want that D” expression on his face?????? Yeah right
Thanks pinky, but I will rather slit my wrist than give my coin to this joke or take this deadbeat pills
is this real?
Peak u r mean…… How do u know an “I want the D expression”?
LORD give me the strength not to release my Madea alter ego this morning. Cos if I do, I’ll be doing a drive by with my lawyers-Smith and Wesson- on somebody’s turkey asss
Amen
Lol! Juss Imagen! I juss kent *rolls to Afghanistan*
“The Meat Substitute” “Penis Favour” “Pennsylvania” ???? Ahnahn! Kilodeeeeh! So much penis going on! Lmaooooooooooo
Gbam!!!!, I think say na only me see am. LMAO, this can’t be real.
Khaleesi is gonna need a whole batch…😂..
Dennis is gonna need a special version laced with anti-cake vaccine..
As for pinky, this should work.. Its already pink in color…
Chineke solder your mouth there!
Nansense
😛😛😛😛
LMFAO! Max mehn! I laughed so hard, died, went to hell still laffing and came back laffing!!!!
*waiting for pinky to come after you*
Lol..I’m waiting too.. Armed with an anti-pink mace
Oh I’m here, Peak. And I’m sharpening the shade I’ll harpoon him with. *grim you-better-be-afraid expression*
Hahahahahaaa!!! MAX! I’m going to get you for that. Oh i so will.
I know a few people here I can give a prescription for this drug!
#YouKnowYourselves
*shots fired*
EMT on standby to convey those affected
Lol…call their names nah, dennis.
Stop the craving for misbehaving? Okay.. Continu
Meanwhile am I the only one wondering what the drug actually does?
No your not….and who is to say it just might not work!!! hehehee….gimme some biko…eh pinky where is it sold biko!
‘Who is to say it just might not work’? Seriously king? Jeezuz!
You’re wondering????
Don’t wonder anymore.
When you take the pill, it gets dissolved in your stomach and from the small intestine it is absorbed into the blood stream from where it gets to the brain. When it gets to the brain, it acts on the hypothalamus and on the cerebrum to stop you from getting butterflies in your stomach or that knowing tug in your crotch when you see a handsome face or a beautiful pair of fuckable cakes or the sexy bulge. In fact, it stops you from reacting “in a funny manner” when in company of people of the same sex.
A small portion of the drug latches onto the tissues of your d**k. So that even if the brain misfires, your d**k won’t respond to anything gay at all.
James, are you still wondering how it works?
So that I may refer you to a pharmacologist 😀
Lmao!! Samaurai you are wicked for this!
Ahahhahahaha oh boi one can only dream!!!
Hahahahahahahaaa!!! Your sarcasm is on point, Samaurai.
I would love to get one for pinky so he can stop the craving and focus on this stranger that really love him.LoL
#pinkyinspire
Hehehehee. Abeg, Nonzy, who you? Is this some secret admirer ish happening right here? 🙂
The fact that I feel some people might actually be willing to buy this saddens me and speaks volumes of our country.
Biko, where is gad?
He needs to see this. 😀
Abi…he needs a dose of this.. Together with anointing oil…
Can this world get anymore ridiculous? Wtf!
Oh yes it can, Micky. lol. It sure can get more ridiculous.
Don’t think it’s actual thing, more satirical. I mean it has “Penis Flavoured” on the package.
Lol @ dennis why are u throwing shade this morning !!! ? #and for that drug hmmmmm smh the doctor should be d first to take d drug !!! Smh
No, thank you. I’m going to Synagogue. I have an appointment with TB Joshua.
😳
This is a hoax obviously…. Come on guys, where is your sense of humour? Look at the lab it was developed in, Back Door Commando….lmao!
Lool… foolishness …@Max, you’re a crazy child… lol
Yeah its a hoax, used it in an SNL digital short. Laughed so hard the day i watched it