And the Sexiest Church Award goes to – not HOTR or COZA or Winners, but – Mountain Of Fire And Miracles! For printing stuff like these in their magazines. Check the photos out below.
Seriously though, some of these holier-than-thou church editors need an education, to avoid making it hard (pardon the pun 😀 ) to focus on the message. Lol
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MFM? Lol! I cnt believe it! So who wants seven hard pricks? Pinky? Anyone?
Jexox #HARD PRICKS *swallows hard* *devilish smile* *hallelujah * speak on pastor *arranges breast*
Hard pricks anointed with lube. Seems legit.
Lol @ absalom when will u repent *winks*
Lol… Today is Sunday oh. Let’s be holy in our thoughts y’all. And go to church too, before the malignant fire and brimstone of the Holy Ghost will do its work.
Loooool y’all are wicked… Let me start taking attendance of those going to hell on a surfboard…. Absalom you know you’re already #1 on the list (its a no-brainer)
Pls add MFM’s church editors on that list o. 😀
hell is so much more fun…jst of all d hot hard sex we be having.
una go sing tire for heaven!
6 hard pricks???
**Ass throb**
Lmaooo am sure the editors had good intentions, but lacking in a better word to use.
Y’all are just nasty.
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But seriously the pun in this stuff is just hilarious, kinda reminds me on Dennis “wrecking ball”…..sigh…. can’t get it out of my head
Hell toast, you all are. Lol
Lmao!!!! Lolz all dis church sef will not kill me ooooo ok need to act posh now