Oh dear, I truly did think the season for open letters was over, only for Absalom to diss the Tops and have ‘em diss back. That’s right. Another Kito-Diaries-ian – apparently a brutha who’s the ‘humper’ in bed – has responded with an open letter of his own. Have a read and let us know what you think in the comments section.
1: We Are Not Your Sole-Providers.
Sex Roles is something of preference which we do in order to satisfy each other in bed. Please, stop acting like we have to cater for all your needs, always expecting us to be petting and pampering you just because you’re the Queen to our King. We need care too!
2: Stop Being A Log Of Wood In Bed.
Most of you, when in bed, tend to let the Top do all the work. We kiss, caress, suck, rim, eat, and still get to fuck you. C’mon! All these take a lot of our energy. Please don’t stress us out all because you’re a Bottom and feel you should be at the receiving end.
3: Cleanliness Is Next To Good Fuckliness.
Please clean and douche well before presenting that booty to us. It kills a brother every time he is doing his business with you and the whole place becomes messy: including his dick, the bed, and the entire room. This is not funny, for him to have that load of faecal matter on his John Thomas.
But we most times endure this unpleasant situation and say nothing, taking it in good faith all because we don’t want to hurt your feelings. Wash and douche your man-pussy very well next time before meeting us. We don’t need the Painting!
4: Enough With The Attitude.
Just because you’re a Bottom doesn’t give you the license to nag and exhibit negative attitude. For your information, this is the main reason why our relationship with you doesn’t last. Nobody wants a nagging and overtly jealous person around him. It drains a lot of energy.
5: Be The Man You Are!
Being a Bottom doesn’t require you acting all feminine and soft. We are Gay/Bisexual which means we are attracted to a Male…so please drop the Female character and be a Man, because we know where and how to get a Female if we ever need one.
Written by King Bey
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